Ah, dear follower! From this day, I decide to impart ancient knowledge of bandit cookie- perhaps you think cookie at north pole is just normal cookie, right? Wrong! Is passed down bandit to bandit, very secret recipe, hush hush!
But now, I pass on knowledge, from me to you! Every Monday, from today to forever! I call it Monday Munchies! (Clever, yes? I have way with words!)
To begin, I tell recipe for something called honey chocolate chip oatmeal cookie! Delicious, right? You are right! Make and enjoy, dear follower! Bandit cookie will enlighten your being!